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My tired brain thought this was funny

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2021.12.02 21:42 LordCosmagog My tired brain thought this was funny

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2021.12.02 21:42 evilarceus My only Pyro cosmetics work perfectly with The Hot Wheeler taunt

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2021.12.02 21:42 SuspiciousFish5783 Offers ?!

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2021.12.02 21:42 yairnh123 לייב אני NFT

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2021.12.02 21:42 Xugoso Reminds me of "emo dad". Remember that?

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2021.12.02 21:42 Sufficient-Agency337 help pls

Me (16 yr nb lesbian) has a crush on this girl emily (16 cis bi) she keeps looking at me in class and idk if she means it in a flirty way or in a stairring way.
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2021.12.02 21:42 yamla-Gyfhg-65436 4chan500 ($4ch5) – Busd Reflecting Token - Fair Launched on BSC 🚀1.78m Market Cap Audit by Solidity.Finance 💸 10% Reflections

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Contract: 0x5325baa42dc7604f427a8bde6732f83c19028942
Buy on Pancakeswap: https://pancakeswap.finance/swap?outputCurrency=0x5325baa42dc7604f427a8bde6732f83c19028942
View Poocoin Chart: 0x5325baa42dc7604f427a8bde6732f83c19028942
AUDIT: https://solidity.finance/audits/4CHAN500/
WHITEPAPER: https://4chan.gitbook.io/4chan500/
TOKEN LOCK: https://www.mudra.website/?certificate=yes&type=0&lp=0xe74b46c9a072c83e8dbfab8f3f6d14d1852de627
DESCRIPTION(please revise for me) 4CHAN500 is the hottest new coin to come out on Binance Smart Chain. Earn Passive Income with our unique 10% BUSD Reflections that are automatically payed out to holders wallets. Audited by Solidity Finance. Join the dedicated community and start earning BUSD today!
Something along those points would be good for the post body but please improve it in any way you think would help.
here is what I sent with the order could use the description part or tweak it to better phrasing/ flow etc.
let me know if that will work or not. if not I can probably put something together for you
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2021.12.02 21:42 TheRealPepega [No Spoilers] Seen so many posts about this

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2021.12.02 21:42 nakroballin Check this out If you like basketball

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2021.12.02 21:42 babyevil333 I i shadowbanned?

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2021.12.02 21:42 ZanClanMan getting a lance in the arena fight is bullshit

getting a lance in a 1v1 arena battle is such a dumb fucking way to lose all of your money
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2021.12.02 21:42 jiovanii How To Begin Showdown?? (Beginner)

realllyy surprised — and slightly annoyed to not have come across more advice or yt content on this topic…but how do beginners start racing in showdown?
as a newcomer, the entire dealership/rare imports system has been incredibly confusing and underexplained. do i have to spend real money to get a car eligible to use in showdowns? do i have to spend silver keys to pull crates? why aren’t the cars considered eligible for showdown able to be bought with game cash?
would really appreciate advice here as i don’t wanna plateau in playing the game.
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2021.12.02 21:42 Lonely-Chemist-1340 HEARTHSTONE MERCENARIES?!?! Come hang out and watch me get my butt kicked..

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2021.12.02 21:42 borek49 Am I going crazy?

My dad just got off the phone with my cousin who tried to convince him to buy some cryptocurrency. I see and hear about this shit everywhere. It makes no sense to me how these grown-ass people do not see it?! The whole nature of this thing is an obvious ponzi, but somehow nobody seems to care. Note that I used to be a coiner myself until I actually started to care about how this stuff actually works. It became so clear to me that in the long-term non of it can ever work. However, everybody around me is acting like it's a "future" and "good thing". I don't know guys, Am I missing something? It really makes you question your sanity when you're the only one against the majority.
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2021.12.02 21:42 WeTheBest_Obamium Bruh moment

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2021.12.02 21:42 Schmohawk17 Places to swim laps in Columbus?

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2021.12.02 21:42 Leading-Positive-342 Nft new 😀😉p😭😭😭😭

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2021.12.02 21:42 SnooTomatoes985 Kind Tree - Skunk Hero RBX

Looks: my picture didnt do it justice....there were some good sized buds in this 7g jar....thats right, not two 8th jars, ONE 7g jar. Little touches like that are what keeps me as an Apothicarium customer. Nice looking buds, frosty, dense for a satica....i gotta give it a 8.5/10 because even though its nice, theres so much nicer looking out there 8.5/10
Smell: very sweet smell, no skunk hero....just sweet and dank nuggets 8.5/10
Taste: not the best taste, far from the worst, some may really like it as its a sweeter tasting strain....8/10
Effects: its not the worst in the program....i can actually feel the effects and at $60/7g in NJ, thats a win right there. Ive done there 7 for 60 before and have had some really terrible stuff, this is NOT terrible, it just isnt great either. 7/10
Overall: the effects are the absolute most important part of weed. They are lacking here, but they are present. Ive been burning black market Cotton Candy Kush and Ghost Train Haze lately, I was shocked this even did anything to me for 60/7grams. So ill say 7.8/10
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2021.12.02 21:42 Bodie3129 A marketing /social media planner that works with remarkable

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2021.12.02 21:42 PeterP211 Man, did I call Dynamite’s rating this week or what?

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2021.12.02 21:42 MrAndOne Turnips going for 531!!

Only have about an hour before I have to be somewhere, so if you want to come, pls dm me! No need to tip but they are appreciated!!
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2021.12.02 21:42 _5Gambit Let the journey begin

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2021.12.02 21:42 anon7935678 Was registering on HomeAgain.com my kitten’s new microchip that vet implanted today. Imagine how small the chip must be to get on a damn spider! Like who is going to find a spider in the wild and think “Better take to local vet for a chip scan to see if someone lost this daddy long legs”.

Was registering on HomeAgain.com my kitten’s new microchip that vet implanted today. Imagine how small the chip must be to get on a damn spider! Like who is going to find a spider in the wild and think “Better take to local vet for a chip scan to see if someone lost this daddy long legs”. submitted by anon7935678 to mildlyinteresting [link] [comments]

2021.12.02 21:42 _just_a_bi Ser bondoso e gentil é uma bosta

TL;DR: Ser bonzinho e o faz tudo da família é uma bosta, queria ser um filho da put* pra ter paz e pras pessoas pararem de me explorar.
Sou o filho do meio, o segundo neto mais velho (o primeiro é meu irmão mais velho), e o "bonzinho" da família, o faz tudo, o que não diz não, e isso é uma bosta.
Aqui em casa, desde os 15 ou 16 anos sou eu que cuido das contas, água, luz e internet, se eu não ficar de olho ninguém paga, isso que, a internet quem pediu foi meu irmão, que queria uma internet só pra ele e não queria mais dividir com o pessoal do quintal. Sempre sou eu que tenho que fazer pra minha mãe o que meu pai e mão irmão não querem fazer, hoje, 18h30 ela pediu pra mim tirar o lixo, estava preparando minha janta pra fazer uma prova da faculdade 19h, pedi pra ela pedir pro meu irmão, que estava jogando, ela ficou brava e desceu com o lixo, aí ela chegou, pediu pra mim levar o cachorro na pracinha que tem na rua da frente, pedi de novo pra ela pedir pra ele, ele não quis ir eu fui, o cachorro não quis ir, fomos até a esquina e voltamos. Cheguei, ela me diz que eu estou irritado ultimamente, e como não estar? Eu sou obrigado a servir todo mundo e ninguém liga pra mim, eu que tenho que jogar com meu irmão menor, eu que arrumo chuveiro, que resolve os pepinos do dia a dia, que faz todo o trabalho que meu pai tem preguiça de fazer e meu irmão se faz de burro. O pior é o financeiro, por ter um salário um pouco melhor, tudo cai na minha conta, enquanto meu pai não pensa em nada antes de torrar o dinheiro que ganha e meu irmão tá pagando 400 reais de parcela do iPhone 11, saindo direto, eu que tenho que pagar quase tudo e me privar de gastar o MEU dinheiro pra não deixar faltar nada em casa, tem 2 contas de luz atrasada, que vou ter que deixar vencer 3 correndo o risco dos caras vierem cortar pra ver se alguém se coça pra pagar.
E para por aí? Não.
Minha vó tem 7 filhos, 17 netos, mais os agregados, e quem é o "braço direito" que ela diz com tanto orgulho? Eu.
Eu que tenho o app do banco dela no celular e gerencio a conta, faço as transferências, checo o saldo. Eu que levo no mercado, que compro as coisas online, empresto cartão, e tipo, não tem hora pra isso, e é o que mais me irrita, não por ela, mas por só ter eu pra fazer essas coisas.
Mas no final, eu sou o culpado de tudo, porque eu que faço tudo por livre e espontânea vontade, aí deixo as pessoas mal acostumadas, até no grupo dos amigos, sempre sou eu que cedo, e isso é uma bosta.
Principalmente porque você não tem o direito de se irritar, de não estar bem, de negar, e quando você se irrita ou diz não elas te fazem sentir como a pior pessoa do mundo, e as vezes dá vontade de ser um filho da put*, pra ter paz, porque parece que é a única solução.
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2021.12.02 21:42 pwnage765 My chest hurts...

I'm sorry I'm posting so often, I don't have any friends that I can talk to because I just feel like my problems are stupid and only bother them, regardless of how many times they say the opposite.
I just got done giving my friend a ride back to her apartment she shares with her boyfriend and I feel so worthless. I'm 26 and the only guy/person who's never even been on a date. I try, I really do. I've used multiple websites, even paid subscription fees, but no one seems to even want to talk to me, let alone be with me. I get that I'm overweight, and I know my autism plays a part in things, but surely by this point I should have been able to get at least one date, right? It makes me feel like I'm just ugly, or that there's something seriously wrong with me that I just can't see. My couple of friends only give me vague advice, like to get a new job, move closer to the city, but they've never offered to maybe go to a bar with me for drinks and give me some tips. It feels like no one else cares about the pain I'm in...
I'm genuinely starting to believe that I'm not worth anyone's affection, hell, it appears I'm not even worth my friends time most days. I feel stupid, unattractive, pathetic, you name it. All I want is to know I'm worthy of having someone care about me...
Again, I'm sorry for posting so much, I assume I'm being annoying...
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